We really need to rein this fella in. Here is a recent quote that happened at a Captain D's that was, thankfully, in a different state.
"MOM! LOOK AT THAT FAT MAN!"
"SSSSST. Don't say that!" (in a mad whisper in his ear as I covered his mouth to prevent anything else from falling out in earshot of the whole restaurant.)
"BUT HE WAS WEARING A Blue dress..." (once again, with me slapping my hand over his mouth, which turned down his volume, while simultaneously moving to a different room than the one that the first announcement was made in)
The man was wearing... blue overalls.
And that's not all... but the other quote is unsuitable for the blog. Oh. My. Word.
"MOM! LOOK AT THAT FAT MAN!"
"SSSSST. Don't say that!" (in a mad whisper in his ear as I covered his mouth to prevent anything else from falling out in earshot of the whole restaurant.)
"BUT HE WAS WEARING A Blue dress..." (once again, with me slapping my hand over his mouth, which turned down his volume, while simultaneously moving to a different room than the one that the first announcement was made in)
The man was wearing... blue overalls.
And that's not all... but the other quote is unsuitable for the blog. Oh. My. Word.
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