Precious has a most adorable wake-up routine for New Daddy, who is infamously difficult to get out of bed.
She trots into our room, and in a sing-song voice announces, "Daddy, time a-wake up!"
Daddy protests, "First, I need my wake up kiss." Dutifully, with the utmost toddler tenderness, Precious places a kiss on New Daddy's cheek. If this fails to rouse him, she resorts to pulling on his t-shirt until his body follows. First an arm, then the outer leg, and then the rest of him tumbles at her bidding onto the floor, and New Daddy utters an unearthly moan.
Then, he gets the royal treatment.
Precious cocks her head to the side and asks, "Coffee?"
"Oh, yes, please," New Daddy replies, surprised and pleased at her attentiveness.
Precious then retreats to her room and prepares his portion in her kitchen. In a few moments, she returns and spoon-feeds Daddy his coffee-breakfast-whatever.
Everyone should wake up in this manner at least once in their lifetime.
She trots into our room, and in a sing-song voice announces, "Daddy, time a-wake up!"
Daddy protests, "First, I need my wake up kiss." Dutifully, with the utmost toddler tenderness, Precious places a kiss on New Daddy's cheek. If this fails to rouse him, she resorts to pulling on his t-shirt until his body follows. First an arm, then the outer leg, and then the rest of him tumbles at her bidding onto the floor, and New Daddy utters an unearthly moan.
Then, he gets the royal treatment.
Precious cocks her head to the side and asks, "Coffee?"
"Oh, yes, please," New Daddy replies, surprised and pleased at her attentiveness.
Precious then retreats to her room and prepares his portion in her kitchen. In a few moments, she returns and spoon-feeds Daddy his coffee-breakfast-whatever.
Everyone should wake up in this manner at least once in their lifetime.
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