Bubby: "Mama, I'm not going to drink any more kombucha, because of the mother."
(mother, meaning the bits of SCOBY that form while the liquid sits.)
Precious: "Well. I love to drink mother with my kombucha. I'll drink down a glob this big without even thinking!"
Bubby: "Ewwwww."
Precious: "Mama, I want you to pour me some kombucha and let it sit out just so I can drink some mother in it!"
Bubby: leaves the room, probably gagging inwardly
And that, my friends, is what we call overkill.
(mother, meaning the bits of SCOBY that form while the liquid sits.)
Precious: "Well. I love to drink mother with my kombucha. I'll drink down a glob this big without even thinking!"
Bubby: "Ewwwww."
Precious: "Mama, I want you to pour me some kombucha and let it sit out just so I can drink some mother in it!"
Bubby: leaves the room, probably gagging inwardly
And that, my friends, is what we call overkill.
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